This is a new segment and I find it pretty self explanatory…it’s things my co-worker has said. Seriously.
“I don’t understand people with accents, I’m illiterate.”
“I don’t vote so I guess that makes me Atheist.”
“Why, why, why do people do that? Why do people wear so much perfume, my hair nostrils vibrate when they walk?”
“Twilight Zone? That’s Doctor Who, right?”